Triggerfish Tuesday – 2026 Opens with Bloodthirst a 7-Year-Old Menace… and Outdoor Chess in the Rain
The first Triggerfish Tuesday of 2026 started slow and steady… which, in retrospect, was obviously a lie. Sven announced he was “rusty,” then immediately arrived with his usual bloodthirst and zero mercy. Clive was unfortunate enough to be first in the queue. The official victim report reads: “I got annihilated by Sven in the first…
